An Island Made For Two

David Welch

Valentine’s Day is all about roses and chocolates, but let’s get real: nothing is more romantic than a weekend getaway to an (almost) deserted island.

Some might say that the Vineyard is currently in its “off-season” but we like to think of it as “perfect-romantic-getaway season.” So call and make some reservations quickly, because it’s time to book your Valentine’s weekend on MV.

Intimate Inns
If you’re going to schlep your loved one 45 minutes by ferry to express your love, don’t disappoint them once you get here. The Charlotte Inn boasts fresh flowers, Bulgari Toiletries, and Frette Linens. If there’s anything that says “I love you” better than high thread count sheets and luxury pampering products, it’s probably saying “I love you” while using luxury pampering products and sleeping on high thread count sheets. Give it a try.

Another charming choice is the Thorncroft Inn where you can enjoy a match-ready, wood-burning fireplace in your room, and then relax in your in-suite hot tub or two-person whirlpool. The Thorncroft also provides complimentary breakfast in bed, and delivers the New York Times to your door; meaning you can peruse the Weddings & Celebrations section over a full country breakfast while quietly celebrating the current state of your relationship.

If you’re a couple who values insider tips and a well-informed staff, then take note that the Hob Knob Inn’s attentive concierge service is one of the best on the Island. Also featuring an exercise room, sauna and massage room on the grounds, the Hob Knob is a versatile and romantic inn that also offers a traditional afternoon tea with fresh baked goods and fine teas and coffee.

Decadent Dinner
Because of its aphrodisial potential, food has a crucial Valentine’s role. For some reason the French have a leg-up when it comes to gastronomic delights that are intrinsically linked to romance, so try Le Grenier or Alchemy for Franco-food on-island. Both are known for their solid menus, while Le Grenier boasts epic Crème Brulee and Bananas Foster, and Alchemy is known for its large selection of cocktails, liquers, and wines.

If your days of French 101 are long past, and you’re not interested in trying to pronounce “nicoise” while duly trying to impress your date, try Lattanzi’s four course prix-fixe Valentine’s menu by the fireplace in their cozy, converted historic farmhouse.

Romantic Rendezvous
From Beyonce and Jay-Z to Bill and Hillary, couples choose the Vineyard for their getaways because it’s private and well suited for intimate adventures. A February walk on Lambert’s Cove Beach is perfect for hand-holding (or love-professing), and you will likely have the dunes and vistas all to yourself. From Memorial Day to Labor Day the beach is for West Tisbury residents only, making this is a good opportunity to see a part of the island that is off limits in other seasons.

If you’re more interested in rolling hills than sandy shoes, a walk on Fulling Mill Brook Preserve might suit you with its beautiful bucolic views, charming bridges and babbling brook. One of the island’s highest points, the property features convenient paths and stunning ocean views. (How to get there: Take Middle Road toward Beetlebung Corner. The property is on the left, a half mile past the Tabor House Road intersection.)

However, since Valentine’s Day is really about being spoiled, a couples' massage at An Island Touch is a little less outdoors-y, and a little more indulge-y than the beach or a hike. An Island Touch has a Roses All Over Massage with aromatic rose and chamomile compresses that will have you feeling soft as a petal. Their highly skilled and professional staff can also go to your hotel room if you’re not interested in venturing out to their Vineyard Haven location.

Whatever you do this Valentine’s Day, remember that it’s who you’re with, not where you are, that really matters – but being on a beautiful secluded island sure can’t hurt. A V-day on MV promises to be one you'll always remember.